Silicon Valley Is Flirting with a Very Silly New Strategy to Die

I apologize prematurely for invoking Voltaire in an article about peptides, however in Chapter 22 of Candide there’s this half the place Candide involves Paris, and, since that’s the place Voltaire lived—surrounded by the annoying Parisians who impressed his work—immediately encounters cretins who’re so silly it’s actively life-threatening. They see the massive diamond on Candide’s ring and his costly baggage, and spot that he’s feeling barely unwell, so that they spring into motion attempting to promote him cures that, after all, virtually kill him.

Whereas Candide is getting over his brush with loss of life, his smarter buddy Martin says, “I bear in mind additionally to have been sick at Paris in my first voyage; I used to be very poor, thus I had neither mates, devotees, nor medical doctors, and I recovered.”

It’s like this in Silicon Valley proper now (not for the primary time I’m positive). The wealthy and their hangers-on are in a type of peril not directly brought on by the miasma of cash permeating their area.

A New York Occasions’ article from this weekend is about tech folks shopping for vials of powdered amino acids which can be made in China, fixing syringes with them, and taking pictures them into their our bodies, all as a result of they’ve heard imprecise guarantees from podcasters and chatbots that, lastly, you’ll be able to needle hack your blood vibes and obtain optimum effectivity in your bodily codebase. Well being claims about peptides run the gamut from the cheap, resembling weight reduction, to the fantastical, like that they fix autism. 

All you actually need to see to course of what’s occurring is one photo from the article by Jason Henry. It’s an image taken at a “peptide rave” in San Francisco that includes a man in a white lab coat and black boots, with a well-recognized orange and white syringe in his hand, demoing the method, acquainted to all heroin addicts, of turning a powder into an injectable liquid. His viewers is a small crowd of blurry folks with White Claw cans of their fingers. There’s a bit of printer paper on a desk at his demo station with a QR code on it and the phrase “WAIVER.”

If anybody has died from doing this not too long ago it’s not within the article, however the fad is seemingly nonetheless on the rise. “Based on U.S. customs knowledge,” Jasmine Solar, the piece’s creator, notes, “imports of hormone and peptide compounds from China roughly doubled to $328 million within the first three quarters of 2025, from $164 million in the identical interval of 2024.”

Peptides aren’t all that costly on their very own. The piece factors to a type of off-brand Ozempic, which is an instance of a peptide, going for about $200 per thirty days. However the form of peptide behavior the tech founders and influencers Solar describes isn’t only a matter of acquiring the powder, reconstituting it, and taking pictures it.

As an example, one co-founder of a bleak-sounding B2B AI startup began her peptide behavior by “microdosing semaglutide,” after which added a further 5 peptides: “MOTS-c, epitalon, GHK-Cu, Ipamorelin and Kisspeptin-10.” She then pays a further $250 per peptide to ship her powders to a purity testing lab within the Czech Republic.

One other obvious enterprise chief—the CEO of a kind of rationalist model of Burning Man referred to as “Vibecamp”—takes BPC-157, TB-500, and retatrutide, however at one level she by chance took an excessive amount of of that final one and skilled a racing heartbeat and her hair began falling out. She makes use of an app, screens her vitals whereas she sleeps, and topics herself to common blood assessments.

Would you guess that Bryan Johnson—that man who is known for being very open about the truth that he, like everybody, doesn’t wish to die, however has responded to that common expertise by turning himself right into a one-man media circus, and posting loads of eerie images of himself on social media the place his translucent wanting pores and skin appears moist and skinny, like blowing on him from throughout a room would trigger him ache—is within the tank for peptides?

You’d be kind of proper, however I believe it speaks volumes that he has preached caution when asked about them, saying he likes them for his hair and pores and skin, however that there’s “restricted analysis for a lot of peptides, so it’s arduous to make a blanket assertion about them aside from do your analysis, measure and use a good provider.”

Positive, you can argue that he’s saying this as a result of he doesn’t wish to be sued (more than he already has). However, once more, he doesn’t wish to die, people.